My Dad Wrote A Porno

In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential BIG... American client, Jim Stirling... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahead of series two, the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary 'Belinda Blinked 1' book. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed very early MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone's bright future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual agendas... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We're releasing a fun filled book all about Belinda Blinked 1 with our all our observations and annotations on this mad piece of writing. Available from Amazon and by order from wherever you buy your books. Purchase a personally signed copy by Rocky from his Etsy store called RockysPavilion making a fabulous gift for any fan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda...whilst Dr Robbin's looks on... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda's bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad...and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast 'No Such Thing As A Fish'. Dan guides us through facts about Amsterdam, the red light district and vodka. Who knows - you might actually learn something... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After an eventful night in Amsterdam, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Force is strong with Belinda as 'Star Wars' actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she'd play in the 'Belinda Blinked' movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approach... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Creator and star of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird 'Belinda Blinked' theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for 'Belinda Blinked: The Musical' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Friday night and Belinda and her "glee team" are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin interrupts their evening for a bit of slap and tickle... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they've received about Book 2 so far... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emmy-nominated star of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique 'while-u-wait' service by sales assistant Adaam... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year's 'The Great British Bake Off') joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda's activities. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Entrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for our heroine... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel's name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling's legs? The answer lies within - and you'll never guess... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Still in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star of stage and screen (and general lovely man) Michael Sheen sits down with the gang to talk about his grandfather's own unusual career and how he thinks Flintstone is the new Shakespeare... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will Belinda finally get her meeting with Jim? Have we seen the last of Hank Skank? Will we be reading book 3? Find out the answers to all of these questions as Belinda Blinked 2 reaches its sexy climax... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahead of series three ,Jamie, James and Alice are back to talk about some of the best - or worst - moments of the second book in the 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why did Tony blink? Has Bella earned a promotion? What will Belinda do next? Get all the answers (or none of them) to these questions as Jamie, Alice and James open Rocky's third book to continue the 'Belinda Blinked' saga... mydadwroteaporno.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You have questions, Rocky Flintstone has answers...sort of. The author and genius behind the 'Belinda Blinked' saga gets his exclusive right to reply in the first Footnotes of series 3... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Singer-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, 'Pomegranates and Rivets'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction... though the Chicken Kiev's were fantastic..... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie's many voices and whether Rocky's mind is actually human... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After this week's clithanger, the gang read your theories about what's next for Belinda. Is this the end? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After last week's devastating clithanger, it's time to finally discover Belinda's fate... is it good or is it bad? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor Hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After the horror that was 'The Chocolate Fountain', aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy foods in 'Belinda Blinked'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members' club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium's high society... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Inspired by Belinda's Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on behind closed doors at sex parties. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better...or the worse... or both? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and the cast of 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do, so ask an old friend to help them out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James' questions to learn more about the vagina and other female organs... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Night descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one young man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star of HBO's 'Westworld', actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie and his Dad... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda delves deeper into the business side of Steeles with the help of her trusty RSM, Des Martin and joins him for a days visits with customers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who is Belinda Blumenthal? Using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, the gang try to answer that question, once and for all... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After his afternoon's work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda's central London apartment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang read your theories about how Book Three will end ahead of the finale which is just around the corner... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue. We are making history by it being the world's BIGGEST podcast gig ever! Hurrah!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. AND they finally reveal when they'll be opening the fourth book to finally (hopefully) discover who The Special One is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahead of the start of season 4 on Monday, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of 'Belinda Blinked 4' to find out what's in store for Belinda and co. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked'. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy in Steele's Pots and Pans. Will we find out who it is? Does anybody really care? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We didn't discover the Special One's identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your surprisingly detailed theories... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he'll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply in this week's Footnotes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky's inspiration, '50 Shades of Grey'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street, in London. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans in the most obvious place, the photocopier room... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.