ab 16 • Audiobook • 04:53:15 • November 2026

Did you wake up to find yourself living in a fascist dictatorship? Are you tired of being told you need to learn how to have a civil conversation with a Nazi? Boy, then this audiobook is for you! This brief, comprehensive and witty field guide will show you the specific steps you need to be safe both online and off. And because we don't like books that leave you hanging, we'll also give you specific steps you can take to defend democracy and defeat the oligarchy in the process. You'll laugh, you'll love, and you'll learn How to Protect Yourself from Fascists & Weirdos.