ab 12 • Audiobook • 01:11:40 • September 2026

You know you should be investing. You have read the same three articles, closed the tab, and told yourself you will look into it properly next month. It still feels like gambling with extra homework, so nothing happens. This audiobook teaches index fund investing through the people who actually did it. In each chapter you follow one ordinary person, a nurse, a delivery driver, a retired teacher, who bought the whole market, set up an automatic monthly payment and then got on with life. Along the way you learn the Boring Investor's Four Quiet Rules, hear one small number spoken plainly in every chapter, and get an honest account of the years when markets fell and stayed down. Pension, ISA, RRSP and super jargon is translated in the same breath for UK, Canadian and Australian listeners, and each chapter ends with one action you can finish tonight without a screen. By the last story, investing stops feeling like a bet and starts feeling like a habit you already have. Press play on the way home, and open the account before bed.